After suffering a recent breakup with oil tycoon T. Preston Pantaloons, I retreated to my bedroom to cry rivers in my satin sheets while stuffing myself with creamy nugget. Yes, it was a sad, sad time. When the nugget ran out, I realized I would soon have to wear my bed sheets if I kept on binging in this fashion. I knew I needed to find something to pick me up out of these doldrums. I turned to my dear friend television.

Television has always been there to make me feel better about myself. Well, television, men and certain battery powered devices. But I digress… My first pick for making one feel better about their miserable lot in life is A&E’s “Intervention”. “Intervention” teaches you that the hang over you have from drinking one too many Mint Juleps last night just isn’t that bad. In this clip I give you Christy, the alcoholic/meth addict. Please note that young Christy’s sister is not an addict. She simply has problems keeping her pants above her waist and her panties tucked inside. But at least she has managed to wear clothes. Baby steps…

So you’re not an addict. What now? Perhaps you worry too much. No. You don’t. You are normal. Real Estate Developer Jeff Lewis of Bravo’s “Flipping Out” shows you what a real obsessive compulsive is. And don’t you feel better for it?

So you don’t obsess. Perhaps you just have stress. There are times where each of us loves a nice massage, some lit candles or per chance some acupuncture to deal with our pain. But to offer this to our pets… it makes one more insane than someone sniffing ether in a lead factory.

Now you know you’re not insane and you’re not an addict. But what if you’re alone like me post T. Preston Pantaloons and looking for love. The search for true love is a difficult one. Even when you find that love you sometimes discover, love hurts. Nothing illustrates the pains of love more than Bret Michaels penis on VH1’s “Rock of Love.”
You’ll have to click the actual link to see this one, sorry.