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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Go Public With Romance!
As the world asks, “Who cares?!”
"We love looking down on people!"
The news that Ben Affleck is dating another Jen has been making headlines ever since the two were seen canoodling on national television. The scene was the World Series in Boston, the dinner was a Fenway frank and beer. O’Doul’s one would imagine for the recovering Affleck. But the big question is – who gives a shit?
Ben Affleck, who has recently become box office cancer, met television star Garner when the two were filming the forgettable “Daredevil” film. Garner, who seems to go through boyfriends faster than Affleck goes through hair product, was seen smiling ear to ear at the game. She must have known that her appearance with Ben at the World Series would garner (no pun intended. Oh, bullshit, pun fully intended) more viewers than any episode of “Alias” all season long.
What is most intriguing about this recent development is why anyone would care. Two slightly better than average looking people are dating. Yippee! Celebrating celebrity couples is a phenomenon that I will never understand. It’s up there with American’s fascination with British Royalty. It’s up there with “Caroline in the City” making it’s way to syndication. It’s up there with the Rubik’s Cube. Seriously, never been able to figure that damn thing out without cheating.
So here’s to the happy couple. May their relationship disappear faster than “Surviving Christmas” from movie theatres.
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